But it might get you out of jury duty.

(Or should I have made this post something about having “a jury of your peers”?)

  • Alec

    “Shevetz’s speech was slow and slurred, according to an arrest affidavit, and he admitted to drinking three beers before arriving at the courthouse about 9 a.m.
    He also told police that he drank “too many” alcoholic drinks Sunday night and that he didn’t go to sleep because his mother was sick, the affidavit says.”

    Please. Although I do note with irony that it was a DUI case.

  • Alec:

    I once spent some time considering how far back from the bench I could stand with my client as we plead to a DWI charge.

    ‘Nough said.