Insult My Intelligence, Please
One day before the fifth anniversary of “Mission Accomplished” the Dean of White House reporters Helen Thomas and White House Spokesperson Dana Perino last Wednesday at a press conference:
MS. THOMAS: How does the President intend to commemorate "Mission Accomplished" after five years of death and destruction?
MS. PERINO: What you're referring to is the banner that ran -- that was aboard the ship five years ago. President Bush –
MS. THOMAS: I'm talking about the anniversary tomorrow.
MS. PERINO: Yes, I get -- no, I understand. That's the anniversary of when that banner flew on that ship. President Bush is well aware that the banner should have been much more specific and said "mission accomplished for these sailors who are on this ship on their mission." And we have certainly paid a price for not being more specific on that banner. And I recognize that the media is going to play this up again tomorrow, as they do every single year.
That’s right. The president thought the banner was going to say:
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
(for the guys on this ship)
(pay no attention to my big airplane entrance)
(never mind the cameras and the media)
(this sign isn’t about the War in Iraq)
(it’s about a few hundred guys on this ship)
How was he to know that someone goofed and left out the fine print?
Seriously, I get lied to by clients on occasion, and frankly sometimes I expect it. It might take a few times before they feel like telling me what’s really going on in their case. Or for them to trust that I will work hard on their case no matter what the facts are.
But, I also get told outrageous lies at times. And it’s a little insulting. It’s not the “not being truthful with me” part that I mind; it’s the storyteller thinking I’m dumb enough to believe this particular load of garbage. How dumb do you think I am?
By the same token, I’m used to politicians – and their spokespeople - being shall we say less than truthful. But can anyone tell me why Perino was allowed by the press to tell this ridiculous whopper totally unreported and unchallenged?