Everything's Bigger In Texas

Criminal lawyer Thomas Gallagher writes about a case, Minnesota v. Peck, decided by his state’s Supreme Court which overruled a trial court’s determination that including the bong water as a “mixture” used to calculate the weight of methamphetamine possessed by a defendant would be “unjust”.

The difference in the weight of the meth alone vs. the weight including the bong water (approximately 37 grams) raised the offense to a first degree drug felony punishable by a maximum of 30 years, and if I have my Minnesota law right, and I very well might not, a minimum sentence of 87 months, or 7 years and 3 months. Assume the defendant would be probation eligible otherwise, and you Yankee lawyers can write in to tell me I’m wrong.

Let’s also ignore why there would be meth residue in a bong; the opinion doesn’t make it clear, probably because there is no good reason for it. Of course, that doesn’t stop the arresting officer from hazarding a guess at the hearing:

When asked why a narcotics user would keep bong water, Rauenhorst replied, “for future use . . . either drinking it or shooting it in the veins.”

Yeah, right. And college freshman leave empty pizza boxes scattered all over their apartment because they plan on doing a science project in the future on the effects of pepperoni stains on cardboard. Dopers make most of their decisions because they are really concerned about what’s going to happen tomorrow. They’re known for making a lot of plans for the future. No chance the defendant just passed out on the couch, leaving the bong on the coffee table while she slept it off, eh officer?

Gallagher’s analysis:

This defeats the legislative purpose of treating larger quantities more harshly. Worse – it makes no sense. It is absurd.

What is a bong? It is a water pipe. A water pipe, such as a bong, can be used to smoke tobacco, marijuana, methamphetamine (as in the Peck case), or anything that can be smoked. Smokers view the water which has been used to filter and cool the smoke as something disgusting, not unlike a used cigarette filter, to be discarded – sooner or later. The used water is not commonly used for any other purpose.

He notes that a user might accidently dissolve one tenth of a gram of meth in twenty six grams of water and end up with a 30 year sentence. I am not impressed. Sounds like those Minnesotan legislators are soft on crime to me. Why just the other day, Austin Defender pointed us to a similar Texas case:

In Ex parte Kinnett, for example, a guy dumped his meth in the toilet. The cops scooped the water out, weighed it, and used the weight of the toilet water as the basis for his prosecution. Since they scooped more than 600 grams of water out of the toilet, that put him over the limit for a 1st degree felony.

The jury gave him 85 years in prison. (Along with a $250,000 fine – more, I suspect than his trailer was worth.) The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals was just fine with that. This is, the Court said, what the legislature intended.

For what it’s worth, the actual amount of meth was 0.0274 grams, for a toilet-water to methamphetamine ratio of 24,197:1.

Drug War logic and reasoning is faulty everywhere, but the sentences are bigger in Texas.

Purchasing over the counter meds? Bring a calculator (or go to jail)

Jonathan Wilde at Catallarchy comments on a story documenting an Illinois man’s arrest for buying Claritin D, which contains pseudo ephedrine (PSE), because he purchased enough for both himself and his son to take one a day for a month.

Rene Sandoval, Director of the Quad Cities Metropolitan Enforcement Agency -- the agency that enforces the law -- says it's meant to catch meth makers, and does.

"We've seen a huge decline in methamphetamine labs," Sandoval said.

But even if you're not making meth, if you go over that limit -- of one maximum strength pill per day -- you will be arrested.

"Does it take drastic measures? Absolutely. Have we seen a positive result? Absolutely," Sandoval stressed.

Alright, so arresting this guy for picking up a few tablets of allergy medicine is clearly a positive result, but I thought I’d do some digging anyway. I went to the Illinios Attorney General’s website and found their MethNet webpage. After much pointing and clicking, I was able to find a .pdf document that explained to me that in Illinois “a consumer may buy no more than 7500 milligrams of ephedrine or PSE in a 30 day period”.

Well, that’s helpful I guess, but I still wouldn’t know how much Claritin D I am allowed to purchase at one time, so I went to the Claritin website but gave up on figuring out the exact dosage of psudo ephedrine from that. A few google searches later I found out that:

The newly approved Claritin-D 12 Hour contains 2.5 milligrams desloratadine and 120 milligrams pseudoephedrine. The recommended dosing would be twice a day.

OK. Let me run and get my calculator. The recommended dose is 240 milligrams a day, so if I wanted to purchase a 30 day supply (not to be taken necessarily in a month, but just to avoid going to the pharmacy every time I need this stuff) that puts me at 7200 mg, so I’m OK.

I guess where this guy earned his jail time was for purchasing some for his son too.

I know when my wife asks me to run to the store to pick up some over the counter medicine for her cold or whatever ails her, I usually rush out the door. Looks like next time I’ll have to do some internet research and crunch the numbers…

[Update - Bloggers also taking note of this story: Windy Pundit, Poliblog, Outside the Beltway, The Liberty Papers, Reconstitution, Neither Red nor Blue]