Received an email today inviting me to learn (no doubt at some up front cost to me) how I could:

motivate [my] best clients to return for more business.

I wonder if the spammer knows (or cares) that I only practice criminal defense.
 

  • I think in your case “motivate” is the wrong word. Maybe more like…trick. E.g. “You should always ask someone you don’t know if they’re a cop. Real cops have to say yes. It’s in the constitution.”

  • Anything for a buck. I’m known for my ethics