I could have used the search box on this blog to locate the URL for an old post about Sharon Keller. Instead I went to Google, and typed in “I was wearing someone else’s pants”. I remembered those words in the title, and for something that odd, my post would be the first result, right?

Uh, no. Numero tres. Beaten out, at number two, by WikiAnswers – Can you get STDs by wearing someone else’s pants? (Related link on the answer page… “Am I wearing pants?”)

And at number one, Lindsay Lohan Wears Other People’s Pants. Who knew?  But it meant no top spot for me.

Oh well, shouldn’t brag, but I still dominate the internet for “crappy lawyer”. Meanwhile, if you (a) are one of my readers and (b) have bothered to get this far, you clearly have too much time on your hands, so why don’t we both watch General Larry Platt’s original song from this year’s American Idol, all together now (pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground)…